This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
  • Instagram
  • Linkedin
Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:02

Incredible portraits weren’t captured with a camera

Written by
Rate this item
(0 votes)

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

RADIOACTIVE MAN(H1)

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  • Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
  • Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
  • Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

ROSEBUD (H2)

Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

CAPE FEARE

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND POOCHIE SHOW

I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

DUFFLESS

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Read 10959 times Last modified on Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:31
Super User

D D Infosys is a leading firm based in India. "Our ultimate objective is to provide best services and improve overall growth of client's business in the cut-throat market".

https://www.ddinfosys.in/

5026 comments

  • Comment Link index Friday, 20 December 2019 11:27 posted by index

    You made some nice points there. I did a search on the subject matter and found most folks will have the same opinion with your blog.

  • Comment Link that site Friday, 20 December 2019 07:55 posted by that site

    Useful info. Fortunate me I discovered your web site by chance, and I am shocked why this coincidence didn't took place in advance! I bookmarked it.

  • Comment Link get the facts Thursday, 19 December 2019 14:54 posted by get the facts

    Way cool, some valid points! I appreciate you making this article available, the rest of the site is also high quality. Have a fun.

  • Comment Link Johnson Saturday, 14 December 2019 14:55 posted by Johnson

    Keep on working, great job!

  • Comment Link look there Saturday, 14 December 2019 06:53 posted by look there

    Fantastic goods from you, man. I've understand your stuff previous to and you are just too excellent. I really like what you have acquired here, really like what you are stating and the way in which you say it. You make it entertaining and you still take care of to keep it wise. I cant wait to read far more from you. This is really a wonderful site.

  • Comment Link photo booth rental Saturday, 14 December 2019 03:54 posted by photo booth rental

    Good day! I know this is somewhat off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could find a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having trouble finding one? Thanks a lot!

  • Comment Link Jamika Thursday, 12 December 2019 18:31 posted by Jamika

    Wow, amazing blog layout! How long have you been blogging for?
    you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your website is fantastic,
    let alone the content!

  • Comment Link Giselle Saturday, 07 December 2019 18:34 posted by Giselle

    I was recommended this website by my cousin. I am not sure whether this
    post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my
    trouble. You're incredible! Thanks!

  • Comment Link find out here Friday, 06 December 2019 09:48 posted by find out here

    Good write-up, I?¦m normal visitor of one?¦s site, maintain up the nice operate, and It's going to be a regular visitor for a lengthy time.

  • Comment Link Elma Thursday, 05 December 2019 08:18 posted by Elma

    Hey there this is somewhat of off topic but I was wondering if blogs use WYSIWYG
    editors or if you have to manually code with HTML.
    I'm starting a blog soon but have no coding expertise so I wanted to get guidance from someone with experience.
    Any help would be enormously appreciated!

Leave a comment

Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.